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My name is Corey.
I'm good at building and fixing things. I AM A MASTER OF PHOTOSHOP.

I like video games and sandwiches and Harry Potter and Sleater-Kinney and Dark Tower and bikes and Firefly and putting birds on things and stealing jokes from Chase.

LOL THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

BOATDINNERS

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snugglepunk:

So when I’m not hating my job I’m busy listening to my audiobooks and I just started listening to The Wheel of Time series and I was finally kind of settling into book one and then WOOP there are wolves. 

COLOR ME SURPRIIIIISSS- nope. Nope. NOPE.

OH MY GOD WHEEL OF TIME THOUGHJEJDJSIABBFLF

Also, here is a picture of my dog looking cute as fuuuuuuuck

Also, here is a picture of my dog looking cute as fuuuuuuuck

Tag(s): #pit bull
YOU GUYZZZZZZZ. MY MOM THOUGH.

YOU GUYZZZZZZZ. MY MOM THOUGH.

LOL THAT IS DEFINITELY COLORADO

LOL THAT IS DEFINITELY COLORADO

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officially my favorite thing on the internet

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malformalady:

Honey bee colony spilling out of the ceiling of a home
More on my Blogspot

woah what is this? hell? why would that be in your house? bring me a blow torch.

malformalady:

Honey bee colony spilling out of the ceiling of a home

More on my Blogspot

woah what is this? hell? why would that be in your house? bring me a blow torch.

fyeah-i-like-dat:

This is one useful dude

i legit have these skills

producemasterforlike6yearsofmylifeyo

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

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