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My name is Corey.
I'm good at building and fixing things. I AM A MASTER OF PHOTOSHOP.

I like Zelda and sandwiches and Harry Potter and Sleater-Kinney and Dark Tower and bikes and Firefly and putting birds on things and stealing jokes from Chase.

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riotriotboi: COREY. WINGS N’ L WORD TOO.  YESSSSSSSSSS

riotriotboi:

COREY. WINGS N’ L WORD TOO. 

YESSSSSSSSSS

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Can someone tell me all of Ash’s original pokemon?

ahoyzak:

Like Pikachu and Charmander and Bulbasaur.

I remember Butterfree

but the rest draws a blank

pikachu, charizard, squirtle, butterfree… thats all i can remember…

POSTED 18 hours ago ♥ 2 notes
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ahoyzak said: U S0 0LD C0R3Y

LOL SHUT UP ZAK. SORRY I’M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEEN ALADDIN IN THEATERS.
POSTED 1 day ago ♥ 1 note
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i cried in the theater when he lost his bracelets. i cant explain it.

(Source: daily-disney)

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SOMEONE BUY ME ALL OF THESE.

http://store.penny-arcade.com/products/first-party-v1-0-woven-necktie

POSTED 1 day ago
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HI WHO IS AWAKE
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you should just come over
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parks and recreation is just the best
POSTED 1 day ago ♥ 1 note
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Tag(s): #drunk on my couch
uhh

uhh

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